You’ve survived 2025 (barely)... and 2026 is already shaping up to be another divine mess. So why not laugh your way through it with the internet’s favorite holy-hilarious calendar?

Whether you're religious, irreverent, or just in need of a little spiritual sarcasm to get through the year — this calendar’s got your back (and your wall).

• 📅 12 months of glorious chaos: Each month features an original watercolor illustration of Jesus reacting to the madness of modern life — from existential dread to minor inconveniences.
• 😱 Relatable reactions: Jesus facepalms, sighs, and side-eyes his way through every month. Because if He can’t believe it either… maybe it’s not just you.
• 🎨 Hand-painted absurdity: WeirdWatercolours’ signature art style blends divine beauty with unholy humor. Every page is a collectible mini-masterpiece.
• 🧠 Clever captions for each month: Witty commentary that captures exactly how we’re all feeling — with just the right amount of sacrilegious sass.
• 📍 A3 Size (420mm x 297mm): Big enough to make a statement on your wall, but still fits in your life. Printed on high-quality paper that does the art (and your appointments) justice.